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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours ago

Like Mom always used to say

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Like Mom always used to say

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours ago
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    9 hours ago

    “It’s times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelguese, and about to die of asphixiation in deep space, that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother said to me when I was young” Full quote is a bit long for the meme…

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    Also, it was in French, which he never learned in Mirfield.

  • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I see comedy as a kind of Galaxy-class starship…

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    22 hours ago

    Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy quote

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      21 hours ago

      “What was your mom doing in the car park?”

      “Parking cars, dum dum.”

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      22 hours ago

      Yep, classic Douglas Adams.

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    This is one of my favorite formats.

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