Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoWhoever invented the 12-hour clock never doubted that people will always know if it's day or nightmessage-squaremessage-square91fedilinkarrow-up1204arrow-down15
arrow-up1199arrow-down1message-squareWhoever invented the 12-hour clock never doubted that people will always know if it's day or nightStefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square91fedilink
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·1 day agoI present to you, illuminated clocks! crowd gasps MY UNIVERSE IS COLLAPSING the crowd starts screaming and lighting things on fire
minus-squareTuuktuuk@piefed.europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day ago…and then they noticed: “Damn, we could have lit everything on fire and seen our clocks in the night time millenia ago!”
minus-squareGathorall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoYour sundial still isn’t showing time.
minus-squareTuuktuuk@piefed.europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 hours agoDepends on what you mean with “showing time”. They won’t be showing the correct time, that’s true. But.
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·21 hours agoIt’s showing a time
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·24 hours agoThe lights go out, and I can’t be saved Tides that I tried to swim against
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 day agoHow are the illuminated clocks able to comprehend your presentation?
I present to you, illuminated clocks!
crowd gasps MY UNIVERSE IS COLLAPSING the crowd starts screaming and lighting things on fire
…and then they noticed: “Damn, we could have lit everything on fire and seen our clocks in the night time millenia ago!”
Galaxy brain time
Your sundial still isn’t showing time.
Depends on what you mean with “showing time”. They won’t be showing the correct time, that’s true. But.
It’s showing a time
Clocks, not sundials
The lights go out, and I can’t be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against
How are the illuminated clocks able to comprehend your presentation?
Magic ✨