Much like in real life, the vast majority of the Hobbits had no fucking clue what was going on outside their bubble or that anything was wrong until Sharkey and his ruffians showed up.
Shit, I’ll give it another go…
Donald Child Rapist.
Oh, FFS.
Ok, here goes a few quick fire attempts…
Donvict Drumpf…
Obese orange buffoon.
The tangerine toddler.
The ‘Phantom’ PantsShitter
Painted geriatric imbecile.
Dementia riddled wannabe dictator.
Jeffrey Epstein’s best mate
E Jean Carroll’s rapist.
President Daughter fucker.
Mr Failed reality TV star.
Worlds most bankrupt president.
Twice elected unregistered sex offender.
Putin’s stooge.
Mushy brained narcissistic 'man’baby.
That disgusting treasonous kiddie fiddler…
You spelled Trump wrong.
The Hobbits are making signs to protest in the Shire, and writing angry letters to each other in an attempt to stop him.
Much like in real life, the vast majority of the Hobbits had no fucking clue what was going on outside their bubble or that anything was wrong until Sharkey and his ruffians showed up.
And even then, they had to have well traveled, brave Hobbits call them to action.
I’ll give it a go…
Donald Paedo.
Shit, I’ll give it another go…
Donald Child Rapist.
Oh, FFS.
Ok, here goes a few quick fire attempts…
Donvict Drumpf…
Obese orange buffoon.
The tangerine toddler.
The ‘Phantom’ PantsShitter
Painted geriatric imbecile.
Dementia riddled wannabe dictator.
Jeffrey Epstein’s best mate
E Jean Carroll’s rapist.
President Daughter fucker.
Mr Failed reality TV star.
Worlds most bankrupt president.
Twice elected unregistered sex offender.
Putin’s stooge.
Mushy brained narcissistic 'man’baby.
That disgusting treasonous kiddie fiddler…
Sorry, I can’t spell it either.
Congrats! You got the joke, but still somehow missed it.