• AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.netEnglish
    6·
    7 hours ago

    I own a lot of stockings as part of my regular daily attire (they’re so awesome! They’re like tights, except you don’t have to do the weird tights-dance every time you go for a pee, and if one of them gets a hole, you can just throw away the one stocking instead of the entire pair of tights!). However, if I’m doing programming, I’m probably at home, and in lounge wear.

    I always found the “programming socks” quite funny, so one day, I decided I wanted to be even more in on the joke, so I deliberately wore some of my fancy thigh highs when sitting down to write some code. I ended up having a tremendously productive session, and it made the socks feel like magic. It was likely just that I was just having a serendipitous day where my brain decided it wanted to get shit done, but still, the prospect that they had actually helped was pretty humorous to entertain.

    Because of this, I wore them again the next time I wanted to have an extended, focussed session of coding. And then the time after that. And again and again until eventually, I had created a self-fulfilling prophecy of programming socks increasing my productivity — I came to associate them with the headspace of productive focus, and so now whenever I wear them while sitting at my desk, my brain goes “oh damn, we programming now — best lock in”.

    I am extremely happy to have stumbled into this outcome, because it is both useful and hilarious

  • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
    25·
    20 hours ago

    As a normal person i am almost too afraid to ask, but why are stockings associated with programming?

    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
      36·
      19 hours ago

      I don’t think they are (strictly associated with programming itself I mean) personally, but recently there’s definitely been this trend of Linux/unix people posting images of their computers and their legs with stockings, usually striped. I dunno. It’s a meme.

    • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
      52·
      18 hours ago

      In turn I’m almost afraid to ask, are you implying that people that wear high socks aren’t normal?

      I’m kinda hoping it’s just a thoughtless expression on your part which I’d totally understand.

      • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.netEnglish
        4·
        7 hours ago

        TBF, as someone who frequently wears high socks and stockings as part of my regular attire, I don’t think they’re particularly normal. In order to even be able to see that a person is wearing thigh highs as opposed to tights, it’s necessary to wear a fairly short skirt or shorts, which may not be appropriate in many contexts — and if they’re worn with an outfit where you can’t see that you’re wearing thigh highs, then wearing tights appears to be the more practical options.

        Plus I have known a lot of people who wanted to be the kind of person who wore thigh-highs, but became impatient with them frequently rolling down. Wearing a suspender belt is a good solution for this, but it’s surprisingly hard to find ones with clips that are robust enough to be useful and not excessively fiddly — most people I have known who have experience with suspender belts know them only as an inconvenient but sexy piece of lingerie, rather than a pragmatic undergarment (which can also be sexy, but they actually exist to serve a function rather than their entire purpose being the sexiness)

        So yeah, I would say that people who wear high socks aren’t normal. But I certainly don’t see that as a bad thing — in fact, seeing someone wearing thigh high socks immediately makes them more attractive to me (as a friend or otherwise)

    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.netEnglish
      2·
      7 hours ago

      It’s a reference to the phenomenon of “programming socks”, which is the meme phenomenon of knee high socks being associated with programmers. I think the association stems from the disproportionately high number of trans women and gender non-conforming men (such as femboys) in programming.