And I thought I fucked up meeting her parents…
Now I’m imagining Vader in an apron whisking up some space mayonnaise.
What movie is this from
King Kong
Nah, it’s from Star Trek: The Wrath of Vader. Great movie.
Nah, that’s totally Starship Wartroopers: the Wrath of Ramsay
He was so excited too! He had a big announcement about the paternity test!
“This is chicken! You said we’d be having prime rib!”
“I am altering the meal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
Barely fifteen minutes earlier…
Most sane reaction to seeing a three-meter tall cyborg dressed in black when you weren’t expecting to.
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel Nobody compliments the meal
-D. Vader
So, Han Solo shoots first.
Just like with Greedo, Han is the only one who shoots. Greedo became bacon and Vader just giggles to himself.
This is missing some of the text.
Original has this at the end - “…solo starts shooting like a d*ckhead”
You can say dick on the internet.
a duckhead?
