The barman says “what can I get you, Mr President?”
The bigger joke is the bar that allowed him in. 😂
The sad part is now that he’s in the bar nobody is leaving it…
Do you know the difference between a republican and a pedophile?
Me neither.
The barman says “since you don’t drink, I am guessing by the stench that you need to change your diaper, Mr President”
Bathrooms are for paying customers only.
He doesn’t drink. Just a coke for him
And here I would’ve figured he was more likely after a half-pint… 🤢😢🤢
Fits his hands better!
(I was referring to its colloquial meaning: a child)

The sad thing is that, depending on whether you think Biden’s overt militarization of police makes him a Nazi/Fascist, this joke could apply to him equally. (And I, for one, am perfectly happy to give him proper credit as a fascist.)
Remember all the creepy videos that had to be rationalized away?
Don’t get me wrong, Donald’s an atrocity too, but there’s just way too much bipartisan crossover here.
Considering Biden is neither a con man, a pedophile, nor the president (anymore), and you had to stretch definitions to make fascist fit when I specificly said Nazi, there really isn’t bipartisan crossover. To me, it sounds more like you saw criticism of Trump, and your natural instinct was to defend the man by deflecting to his opponents.
A Trump defender on a first name basis… Do you want to be Trump’s friend? Cause it looks like you do.






