I had a chick offer me her number so I could give her directions but I just looked up the place and showed he the route on google maps, I didn’t catch on till someone who over heard asked if I was just being rude
She even said “I’m trying to give you my number!” and inside I’m like duh we already went over this
I once had a girl stop me in the street and ask me for directions back to her hotel. She said she was new in town and wanted to meet some locals. I showed her on the map that it was on the same street as we were standing, just four blocks down. She laughed and said something like, “Im not sure, can you walk there with me?”
And I pointed and was like “its literally that building down there!”
And she goes "Oh… " and wandered off, then crossed the street and went into a cafe
To this day Im not sure if I missed out on getting laid or losing my kidneys.
When I was young I missed so many signals (though I dare anyone to understand the signals sent by a teen tomboy) I married the woman whose first move was a hug
After being married, then after being divorced and too broken to date then I saw every signal, but they all quietened down (or I was missing them) when I was ready to date again
Some non-signals are pretty bold though - at a recent music festival a woman wanted to kiss every man present. I’m not up for cheating so I dodged her
I had a chick offer me her number so I could give her directions but I just looked up the place and showed he the route on google maps, I didn’t catch on till someone who over heard asked if I was just being rude
She even said “I’m trying to give you my number!” and inside I’m like duh we already went over this
I once had a girl stop me in the street and ask me for directions back to her hotel. She said she was new in town and wanted to meet some locals. I showed her on the map that it was on the same street as we were standing, just four blocks down. She laughed and said something like, “Im not sure, can you walk there with me?”
And I pointed and was like “its literally that building down there!”
And she goes "Oh… " and wandered off, then crossed the street and went into a cafe
To this day Im not sure if I missed out on getting laid or losing my kidneys.
Either way, it’ve been an adventure.
F
Is that my grade or ar you showing sympathy?
Both.
It’s a reference to “Press ‘F’ to pay respects” from call of duty. Basically think of it like RIP
Ah yes then it’s sympathy then
Indeed
Yes
When I was young I missed so many signals (though I dare anyone to understand the signals sent by a teen tomboy) I married the woman whose first move was a hug
After being married, then after being divorced and too broken to date then I saw every signal, but they all quietened down (or I was missing them) when I was ready to date again
Some non-signals are pretty bold though - at a recent music festival a woman wanted to kiss every man present. I’m not up for cheating so I dodged her
She wasn’t out on the hunt, she was on ecstasy