‘It is rule 62 of the Olympic Charter that we have to have a condoms story,’ says IOC spokesman Mark Adams

‘It is rule 62 of the Olympic Charter that we have to have a condoms story,’ says IOC spokesman Mark Adams

  • AA5B@lemmy.worldEnglish
    46·
    13 hours ago

    I don’t see why condom companies aren’t shipping in truckloads for free. You can’t beat that kind of publicity. L

      • krashmo@lemmy.worldEnglish
        17·
        9 hours ago

        I found myself in Italy
        They said we could have condoms free
        All partnered up by two or three
        Everyone partook with glee
        But now none are left for me

        So hearken friends
        My luck portends
        This story ends
        For me unfortunately

        I skied directly into a tree
        Then rolled the dice in the dormitory
        It now burns badly when I pee
        I hope my mom is proud of me
        I only brought home an STD