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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours ago

If at first you don't connect

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 hours ago
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    23 hours ago

    That’s funny, doesn’t look like an apple device.

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      No, it’s a flash drive, apples are redder, and round.

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        Green apple erasure!

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        Apples to oranges

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          Dust to dust

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            Fade to black…

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              Front to back, side to side

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                Then I let the Alpine play

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