FTonsilStones@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awarenesswww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square181fedilinkarrow-up1484arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up1475arrow-down1external-linkUS man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awarenesswww.theguardian.comFTonsilStones@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前message-square181fedilinkfile-text
North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition
minus-squareHideakikarate@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down3·2 个月前In the words of Ron White, “I might not hit bottom, but I’m gonna stretch out the sides”.
minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·2 个月前I’ve seen dick as long as my foot and as thin as my toe. Lance dick. Does anyone enjoy long and thin?
minus-squareforwhomthecattolls@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·2 个月前injection penis
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 个月前Don’t Google “duck penis.”
minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 个月前🍾 Edit: That was supposed to be a corkscrew joke but sparkling wine doesn’t need a corkscrew. Oops.
minus-squaremacaw_dean_settle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·2 个月前Yeah, use a better search like Bing or duckduckgo. googol sucks and was never any good.
minus-squareDeacon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 个月前I like to think of them as little impellers.
minus-squareFackCurs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 个月前Ah the one that makes you feel like you’re getting stabbed in the coochy
How wide is it though
In the words of Ron White, “I might not hit bottom, but I’m gonna stretch out the sides”.
Tuna can dimensions.
Red Stripe peen
Would
I’ve seen dick as long as my foot and as thin as my toe. Lance dick.
Does anyone enjoy long and thin?
injection penis
Intraosseous insemination
Ducks?
Don’t Google “duck penis.”
🍾
Edit: That was supposed to be a corkscrew joke but sparkling wine doesn’t need a corkscrew. Oops.
Yeah, use a better search like Bing or duckduckgo. googol sucks and was never any good.
I like to think of them as little impellers.
Ah the one that makes you feel like you’re getting stabbed in the coochy
Cheese wheel.
The chode!