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RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Cops who went to snowball fight launch manhunt for people who threw snowballs at them

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Cops who went to snowball fight launch manhunt for people who threw snowballs at them

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RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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NYPD who opened fire 47 times in 2025 appeal for men who threw snowballs at them
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The Sergeants Benevolent Association said: 'Today it is snowballs. Tomorrow it could be rocks, bottles, or worse.'
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    Just a quick question…

    what’s with all the hate for lemon-flavored snow cones?!

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      Picture this, you pock up some yellow snow anticipating a delicious savoury and fulfilling mouthfull of piss and instead you get fucking lemon.

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        GET MAD!

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        This is actuually the reason why lemon ices are not colored.

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        You had me in the first half, you precious funny human!

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