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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours ago

Hegseth declares, 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leaders

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Hegseth declares, 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leaders

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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours ago
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth proudly and embarrassingly declared that he only "speaks American" while in a room filled with leaders from Latin America.
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    Its “I only speak english and bad english” you uncultured fuck

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      *badder english

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        Worser*

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          the worsest

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            Worsestershire.

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              Ah, that’s where the name comes.

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              You mean, wash-your-sister-sauce?!

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                You can really taste the anchovy!

                I am so sorry. I don’t know what came over me.

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                  Probably your sister.

                  ~I’ll show myself out.~

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            “Subparest” when you wanna sound fancy

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        …I think they’re quoting ‘the fifth Element’ up there.

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          Ironically, that movie is French.

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      14 and edgy English yo.

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      Boom! Big bada boom!

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