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minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up17·21 hours agoNever fear! Mormons baptize the dead in case they died without the opportunity to be baptized during their lifetime. I love loopholes lol
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·21 hours agoImagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up15·21 hours agoI don’t have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·21 hours agolol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-213 hours agoEveryone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 hours agoBut, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 hours agoThat depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·20 hours agolol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-215 hours agothat was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
Never fear! Mormons baptize the dead in case they died without the opportunity to be baptized during their lifetime. I love loopholes lol
Imagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.
I don’t have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
Kinky
lol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
But, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?
That depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?
sadly, lazy socks and lazy time
lol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
that was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
if the magic underwear fits…