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MynameisAllen@lemmy.zip to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 22 hours ago

Please stop dropping this kid off

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MynameisAllen@lemmy.zip to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 22 hours ago
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    Never fear! Mormons baptize the dead in case they died without the opportunity to be baptized during their lifetime. I love loopholes lol

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      Imagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.

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        I don’t have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol

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          Kinky

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            lol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible

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              Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.

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                But, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?

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                  That depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?

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                    sadly, lazy socks and lazy time

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                lol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then

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                  that was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything

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                    if the magic underwear fits…

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