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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 22 hours ago

She wanted to be a transformer

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She wanted to be a transformer

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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 22 hours ago
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    5 hours ago

    Optimus Prime would still make her an honorary Autobot.

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    Her name is Trip. She’s 6.5kv. Favorite colors are copper and aluminum. Today dad is putting her on the main bus that goes to the school, because mommy is having hot flash-overs.

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    Yer a transformer, ‘Arry!

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    I laughed so hard it Hz

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    That look on her face omg lol. That poor girl has decades of being embarrassed by dad ahead of her.

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      I think it is a legit good and funny costume but I am myself a dad and therefore cannot be trusted with these things.

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        Same. I don’t want to traumatize my child tho, so I stick to dad jokes with him.

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        I can imagine the girl asked specifically for that one costume, instead of the more traditional one.

        I can also imagine the parents managing to get both.

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      i think kids will laugh when she tells them.

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    She will EXTERMINATE the Decepticons.

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      E X T E R M I N A A A T E ! ! !

      … much cooler anyway.

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    What a Brave Little Transformer! 😂

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    The bare feet are absolute genius as a feature of the costume, but they also add insult to injury.

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    She’s grounded.

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    “Scheduled power blackouts, roll out!”

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    hope it’s one of those pcb free units

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    Careful she might blow up at any moment.

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    That is amazing!

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    You know what’s better than 24?..

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