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minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·4 days agoLooks like I picked the wrong week to quit being a shark.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoIt’s a predatory cartilaginous fish but that’s not important right now.
minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·4 days agoSurely you don’t mean that.
minus-squarePope-King Joe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·4 days agoI did mean that, and don’t call me Shirley.
minus-squareJennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoDude who can morph into any other species at will.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit being a shark.
A shark‽ What is it?
It’s a predatory cartilaginous fish but that’s not important right now.
Surely you don’t mean that.
I did mean that, and don’t call me Shirley.
Dude who can morph into any other species at will.