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ickplant@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours ago

What's your Dad Score?

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What's your Dad Score?

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours ago
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    9 hours ago

    Ouch… 18/20

    Edit: They forgot the mandatory clicking of the tongs after picking them up.

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    • hydroxycotton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      And don’t forget the requirement to pull the button two to three times immediately after picking up a power drill.

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      They forgot the mandatory clicking of the tongs after picking them up.

      That’s because that’s an everyone thing, not just dads. I have done this since I old enough to hold them.

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        Of course. Makes the food taste better.

        (I do that with the table marker things at Chick-Fil-A too…)

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        I WOULD do it, but my tongs are silicone-coated (for air fryer removal)

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      I have the other 2. Combined we can make a whole dad

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        cool, now you only have to decide who enters who

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      I thought about this recently and it does make sense. You’ve gotta test the spring so you can use the right amount of force

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