Considering how much I love dad jokes, puns, and combinations thereof, I’m SHOCKED that I only scored 1/20! And I only point out horses SOMETIMES, depending on the situation.
Dogs, though? I’ll interrupt whatever you’re saying or doing to point it out no matter what.
Unlike horses, dogs are precious treasures that people NEED to be made aware of immediately, so they may coo and melt!
Considering how much I love dad jokes, puns, and combinations thereof, I’m SHOCKED that I only scored 1/20! And I only point out horses SOMETIMES, depending on the situation.
Dogs, though? I’ll interrupt whatever you’re saying or doing to point it out no matter what.
Unlike horses, dogs are precious treasures that people NEED to be made aware of immediately, so they may coo and melt!
… What is a dog of not a worse horse?
Obligatory link because he’s a great poet and I’m sure this was just contextual and not his true feeling about dogs.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O8y2MpcBTsQ