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حمید پیام عباسی@crazypeople.online to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 hours ago

Bradford Pear Trees

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Bradford Pear Trees

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حمید پیام عباسی@crazypeople.online to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 hours ago
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  • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
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    So that’s the name/species of the cum tree.

    I wonder what it’s fruit tastes like.

    • SourDrink @lemmy.world
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      Someone made ice cream out of the flowers and bark.

      https://youtube.com/shorts/1CYPS1ahmXQ

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      Slimy yet satisfying

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      Small and hard with cyanide-laced seeds

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    I love when people plant them in outdoor seating areas and next to luxury apartments. It punishes people for bad horticulture.

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    Gotta do some guerilla grafting and cut it low and graft a fruit bearing variety to it. Problem solved

    https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2012/04/07/150142001/guerrilla-grafters-bring-forbidden-fruit-back-to-city-trees

    https://www.reddit.com/r/BackyardOrchard/comments/1d2x64p/hello_all_what_pear_varieties_graft_well_with_the/

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      it would seem like city gov’ts would simply prune off the fruit bearing branches

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        Probably assuming they know what they’re doing. I feel like if someone wore a High Vis vest and was messing with a tree, no one would question it.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHze0SqB5Zg

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    Rachel Bloom, banger

    Darling Meet Me Under the Cum Tree

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