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A Knight's Tale

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A Knight's Tale

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  • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    15 hours ago

    What about the girl she calls when she’s horny? I mean there’s always room for a sapphic booty call right?

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    Be careful, she might also call you when she’s bored and not horny. That’s how I ended up married. 👍👍

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      The first time you get the call: “Hey, how was your day?”

      “…what’s happening!?”

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        Pretty much sums up my last casual sex partner.

        We were both very upfront about the fact that we just wanted to have fun until one of us met someone else.

        It’s a shame I had to break it off because I was still processing a bad breakup and wasn’t in a place where I could maintain an actual relationship. Although I met my wife not too long after.

    • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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      Happened to me too, and I still like her 8 years later. Its the worst!

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      Oh, the horror!!

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    “I dub thee ser Dicksalot”

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    Man, yeah.

    And it is magical. My 20’s and 30’s I was that guy for a few people, and it’s a noble calling.

    • village604@adultswim.fan
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      I still don’t know how I was able to break up with a woman and have her ask to be FWB until one of us found someone. Multiple times.

      Probably because I was a socially awkward teen who couldn’t talk to girls, so I spent an inordinate amount of time studying how to please a woman so if I managed to find one, she had one less reason to leave.

      • FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, sex and initiating sex is increasingly an awkward thing for people, so FWB’s are nice to have and people love them until the one comes along.

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      “Noble” probably isn’t the word I’d choose, but “awesome” certainly fits.

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    sounds fun until you learn what hypersexual women are like. being poly helps

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  • bleistift2@sopuli.xyz
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    Testurteil: „Befriedigend”

    A little joke for the Germans.

    • Feddinat0r@feddit.org
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      Danke

  • StillAlive@piefed.world
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    No idea what you’re on about

    • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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      Sorry friend

  • Ghostie@lemmy.zip
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    There are worse fates.

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    This can easily end up in heartbreak.

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    A knight’s front tail.

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    Ivanhoe

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