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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world ·
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The type of mistake that will always distract the reader.

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The type of mistake that will always distract the reader.

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  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    The rare third O

    • OpenStars@piefed.social
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      No see this is actually pointing to South Hool, a classic blunder to have forgotten the space in-between the letters. (/s)

    • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      There is no Dana there is only SOHOOL!

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      Ah the secret 3rd O. I’ve heard of it but never found it myself.

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    I remember fourth grade spelling bee, they gave me a homophobe to spell. I can’t remember which, I’ve worked myself into a lather with this story enough that it’s changed over the years, but I didn’t ask to use it in a sentence and the mean teacher smiled like a fat toad that needed to fart and you were licking it for hallucinating and it was not that type of toad and said no it’s spelled with an E and the kid from her class won and I held it together until I got home and then I cried.

    I just wanted to tell the story I’m sure there was a point at somewhere but this place downtown has good donuts.

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      img

      u & m3 rn

    • merc@sh.itjust.works
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      You sure ewe don’t mean homophone?

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        No my eyes are different colors

        • merc@sh.itjust.works
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          No, you’re thinking of when milk fat is evenly mixed in, when your eyes are different colours that’s homeostasis.

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      Giving a homophobe to spell is unacceptable!

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    SCHO0L

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      Schᴑol

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        Sch∞l

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        Sch°○l

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          SchO.ol

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            I like how it looks like you’re all trying to spell it normally, but are getting progressively more drunk as the thread goes on 😄

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              img

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        $(|-|()()|_

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    I never always not don’t do this.

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      Yeah nah yeah

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        fr fr, no cap

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    School is one of those words that leads to semantic satiation (or maybe just spelling satiation) quickly for me. The more frequently I write it, the more it seems that I can’t possibly be spelling it right.

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    Non-fungible Os

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    His mom has great Os too.

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    Right up there with “your you’re and yarp”

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    Sohool, SCH00L, the golden rule
    To do what’s right and not be fooled
    By memes that claim there is an order
    To the os inside of school

    Well listen here
    Let’s set it straight
    And put an end to this debate
    If you spell school with os at all
    Then you’ve been spelling it all wrong
    There’s not a single o, not one
    You can count them, zero. None.
    I’m not sure how this myth began
    Or why these falsehoods are still taught
    But you can get your bippy
    This misspellings got to stop

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    SCHOOL Only six letters, but no spaces. Highlight it if you don’t believe me.

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    ESL teachers, when the paycheck doesn’t clear.

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