• NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca
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    2 hours ago

    I usually try to read the article…and I’m left wondering what in the ever loving fuck I just read.

    CIA looking for alien blood lines on 23 and me….I can’t tell real life from tabloid shit any more

    As for Harambe, he was not a patriot. He was a beautiful animal that was shot despite being a gentle soul who did not hurt a fallen child. He did not care about human politics or Trumpian bullshit. Lovely being, yes. Martyr, maybe. Patriot, no.

  • itisileclerk@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    “… land of the apes … and the home of the stupid …”. Are you free enough? Are you brave already?

  • Basic Glitch@sh.itjust.works
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    First it was the suicidal penguin and now Harambe?

    With all the money they’re pissing away, you would think they could at least hire somebody to design a better propaganda campaign aimed at convincing their base to lay down their lives for the dictator… Or did AI take that job too?

  • Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    I prefer a meme-free white house, is that communism?

    We’re killing people overseas RIGHT NOW. We’re arming other countries doing the same thing RIGHT NOW. These aren’t joking matters. I won’t even get into the various financial problems we’re facing, whilst building a goddamn Octagon on WH the front lawn. If you don’t have something important to say, shut the fuck up white house.

    revolting brevity, Harambe would instinctively attack and dismember any of these clowns on sight.

  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    beginning to wonder if I’ve been in a coma since 2015… and the madness is all just my brain shutting down more and more… because that’s the only way this shit makes any sense

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    23 hours ago

    WTF even is this timeline?

    This post makes sense, though. None of these clowns would be on the White House if Harambe were still alive. Basic gratitude post.

  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 day ago

    So tired of having a White House that shit posts like a boomer trying to sound cool to 14 year olds

  • DragonAce@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Jesus, the entire administration is full of fucking morons. Even the aids that post on social media.