Even worse when they instead lecture you on why you shouldn’t do that
Yeah, I saw someone asking “why do you need that app?”
their machine: washing machine
your machine: coffee machine
I don’t drink coffee, water is good.
As a software developer, hearing “it works on my machine” from a subset of users is actually helpful information. It means the problem is environmental, or data related, instead of an explicit code issue. It does narrow things down a bit.
The issue arises when some people treat it as a reason to ignore a problem.
Yeah it’s just a problem of generating a
diffand having a quick look /j
”Just use Google. It’s literally the top result!”
Oh boy, you ain’t gonna believe how I found this forum thread.
When that forum is a reddit thread:
“I got it working on my end.”
“How did you solve the problem?”
“This message has been script deleted because reddit was stupid salmon truck cantaloupe spezsucks”
“Wow, that fixed it! Thanks! I have no problems with it now at all!”
God I hate this. The fact that I understand why, doesn’t detract from my annoyance with the result. And worse, a large number of Reddit archives have either stagnated or completely died because of the API cutoff, meaning often times that answer is irrecoverable.
I mean a good troubleshooter will take that info as ruling out the application as long as the version matches. That means next you compare libraries and permissions.
Not always. Race conditions, for example, can have different behavior on different systems.
“Great, so just send me your machine, and we’re good.”
Vaild answer
And so Docker was born.
But now I can’t get docker running.
Huh, it works on my machine…
Get podman running and Ill send you an image with my docker.
Ask them to ship their machine to you.
Best idea ngl
Ask them to ship their machine to you.
And thus Docker was born!
Edit: Great minds think alike…and so did we! https://mander.xyz/comment/27610194
Yep, that was what I was referring to.
Me when I’m helping someone troubleshoot their issue and provided them with useful information, and they say I’m not helping them because I didn’t solve it for them.
Of course, I’m at the point in my career where the people I’m helping are actual IT people, so they shouldn’t really need me to solve it for them no matter how much they hope that would be the result.
When a user comes to me, I understand that the solution is what they need from me. Although I’ve also been accused of not helping by users who thought I was blaming them by asking questions like, “What were you doing when the problem occurred?”
And that is why I chose Debian as my distro. People aren’t developing with obscure small-time distros in mind.
A few days ago I aked a dev at our subcontractor if this proprietary software would in theory run on windows. Not only “yes”, but me running mint on my worklaptop was perfect, because his dev and test environment was debian, so even though the software was built to run on windows, he could easily build a version specifically for me.
What issue are you having?
Probably a skill issue
Ok I laughed at this
Fucking noobs. I’m running Solaris on two paper clips and a rubber band.
Solaris still exists?
IT DOES ON MY PAPER CLIPS AND RUBBER BAND!
Did you tried putting it in the rice on the sun?
Sound like a skill issue
Trying to do any type of hardware acceleration on waydroid.
That means that can’t replicate it, you need to give more details or something.










