This reminds me when I was working for IBM ten years ago and in an attempt to be cool they have us a single beer, and then stamped our hand so we couldn’t get another.
Once a company gets into these spirals it’s incredibly hard to right the ship again.
To ensure proper pizza allocation, we will require Lazer engraving on our work unit (employee) necks here at META to ensure desirable fun ratios are achieved.
This reminds me when I was working for IBM ten years ago and in an attempt to be cool they have us a single beer, and then stamped our hand so we couldn’t get another.
Once a company gets into these spirals it’s incredibly hard to right the ship again.
Even the fellas tarring the roof of Shawshank prison got two beers each.
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To ensure proper pizza allocation, we will require Lazer engraving on our work unit (employee) necks here at META to ensure desirable fun ratios are achieved.
That’s amazing, wow
Jesus