• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I mean, you’re beyond correct, but also, we have a lot of people with moderately lead posioned brains, who are narcissists that will punish you indirectly in a hundred ways, if you don’t act like they’re funny.

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      THE RACE WAS RIGGED, right from the start, those DUMOCRATS rigged it, after all, who the hell has three legs? ONLY A FREAK would have that amount of legs, I’d be ashamed of being one. In fact we should ban them, once I talked to a three legged person, strong, big, tears down his legs telling me MR PRESIDENT, why won’t you ban these disgraceful races and I said, MY POOR FREAK, ILL DO ANYTBJNG TO HELP YOU, AFTER ALL IF WE WON IRAN WE CAN END THIS DISGRACE, the DUMBOCRATS wanted to shame this men, ooor man, only the RADICAL LEFT could hate him

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    Changes name to “Department of war”

    Fights 1 war

    Surrenders

    Yeah this seems like the next logical step

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    Israel’s Department Store of War Supplies?

    The AIM-9X Romper Room baby-seeking missile (can explode in Star of David or menorah pattern)

    BGU-12 “Camp Camp” refugee tent buster bomb (selectable dreidel or challah bread pattern)

    YAL-2 Big Beautiful Beam anti food-aid-worker energy weapon (plays Havah Nagelah at every use).

    (Only available in blue and white.)

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    Department of War Crimes?

    Department of Fails our Audits without Fail?

    Department of Disease Proliferation?

    Department of Terrorism Generation?

    Department of Actionable Kinetic Subsidies to Powerfully Lethal Biblical Fan Fiction?

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      God. Can you imagine how much trouble we’d be in if they weren’t being governed by the stupidest people they could muster?

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      POTUS has much more than shit stains. He has a full load. It comes in really handy when negotiating. Offer something stupid, in the oval office, then drop your chemical warfare and watch them beg to be let out to escape the smell.

      Best negotiator ever.

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    Do these people want the war to continue? What are they thinking??? If anything, rename it Department of War Crimes, but don’t try to gode these fucks back into war. Only Israelis want this war.

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    It’s a status update! Like on Facebook. What is it doing this month? OK, was war, now capitulating, later lying.