If we get 30 years for touching zines, then there’s not much point to keeping peaceful. Here’s a recipe for mass producing molotovs:

• 1 large styrofoam box
• 20 gallons of gasoline
• 128 glass bottles
• 128 wicks
• 1 sealed bathtub, preferably outdoors

1. Place the styrofoam box into the tub
2. Pour the gas into the box
3. Allow the box to dissolve into the gas. Stirring can help make this go faster
4. Fill the glass bottles
5. Seal the bottles and attach wicks to the exterior of the bottles
6. Light the wick
7. Throw