I think Satan just makes people pull various types of barbed wire through their urethras. On their birthdays there’s a whole pop goes the weasel song, where large beach umbrellas are pulled out by a stage magician. Everyone thinks they’ll be lucky, but they never are and ultimately one always opens, still stuck inside.
I know we’re talking about the worst of the worst, but does anyone really deserve an eternity with Mitch McConnell?
Maybe trump and mitch can get stuck together arguing about who messed up the country the most.
Satan does. Lil’ biches deserve eachother
Right. As if satan is as bad as ol mitch.
I think Satan just makes people pull various types of barbed wire through their urethras. On their birthdays there’s a whole pop goes the weasel song, where large beach umbrellas are pulled out by a stage magician. Everyone thinks they’ll be lucky, but they never are and ultimately one always opens, still stuck inside.
What did Satan ever do to you?
God has killed billions, Satan just chills out in Hell with his homies.
Neither exist like that, it was a form of hyperbole