• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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      12 hours ago

      Nah, they’ll just replace everyone with AI & robots. People will be stressed, but it won’t be from work - problem solved!

      • chaosCruiser@futurology.today
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        12 hours ago

        Can’t they just hire gay people in the first place? Can’t turn gay if you’re already gay.

        Or maybe working hard could make you super gay… or straight? I don’t know how this works.

        • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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          I think it’s a bit like the horseshoe theory in politics where the far left and far right agree on some of the same things.

          So once you’re super gay, you get to fuck super straight guys. That would explain why all these anti-gay politicians keep getting caught banging dudes in airport bathrooms.

      • ji59@hilariouschaos.com
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        8 hours ago

        But isn’t losing a job a work stress? And since they don’t want gays, nobody will be fired.

        Additionally, if they don’t want you to be gay, they should employ you, otherwise you would work elsewhere, maybe for some libtard, who would stress you and turn you gay on purpose.