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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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    I shall not forget this, Gustave.

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    I am by no means an expert, but I think Gustave may be an alligator.

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      You’re very right. How I remember it is that their names are sorta backwards. Alligators have snouts shaped like a C and crocodiles have snouts shaped like an A.

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        Crocodiles also have way more teeth visible when their mouths are closed, and they are a lot larger.

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    I miss my station wagon… I had a 99 Cutlass Ciera and it was the best car in the world right up until the transmission finally died 😭

    • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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      Station wagons rock. My wife is an SUV type. I told her that her style is trash. If they ever bring back the Camry or Accord wagon, I’m so buying one.

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        Honda cross tours are almost wagons.

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        • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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          That’s all they want to sell is trucks and SUVs. Ford doesn’t even make a car in the US anymore, except the Mustang. The Fiesta and Focus are just gone. They really tarnished the 3rd gen Focus name with that DCT. But trucks and SUVs just make them more money. There are only three choices of minivan here (Odyssey, Sienna, and Carnival) and if you want a wagon, you can buy a Volvo V60. But I’ve never seen one in the wild. Maybe the German luxury brands also sell a wagon here, but if they do, I have no idea they exist. Most of the time, when I see a wagon, it’s 20+ years old.

          The US also has this fear culture that’s been going on at least since the 90s when SUVs really started to take off. I gotta be bigger because bigger is safer. That might be true when you run a red and cream a family of 4 in a Corolla, but most accidents involve a single car, and large trucks and SUVs are horrendous when they’re the only vehicle involved.

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      I was driving a Volvo xc70 with the flip up rear facing third row seats.

      That thing was choice.

      I could fit so much stuff and friends/family in it and the gas mileage was heaps better than an suv (not amazing but better).
      I wish there were more out there being made.

      Now I’m driving a Nissan leaf and when I got it titled it was listed as a station wagon which I thought was funny.

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    • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world
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      Mine was a 1969 Belair. Damn I miss that thing.

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    Does Gustave take requests?

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      He provides exactly what you need, nothing more nothing less.

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        Gustave once saved my child from the maw of destruction.

        I don’t actually have any children but Gustave managed to do it anyway.

        Thanks Gustave.

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    Send this to your local IRS office without context

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    Gustave, quality’s the name

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      Man-eating is the middle name though. I mean, he didn’t choose his name. The parents were a bit short -sighted here, but frankly it’s a little too ominous.

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    Thanks Gustav

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    A “wrist breaker”? That doesn’t sound good, Gustave.

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      That would explain the way Gustave walks.

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    Gustave knows what Gustave wants

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    That’s something you don’t see anymore, Dad’s station wagon. Terminally uncool, built almost exclusively for hemorrhoid comfort, rattles a bit, luggage rack shows significant signs of wear. The socks and sandals of the automobile industry.

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      I rode in the back of one of these with 5 other kids on a cross-country trip once. It was glorious.

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    • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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      Hold up. Since when were station wagons considered uncool? My top favourite cars, among those I could realistically afford when I had a decent paying job, are all specifically the station wagon version.

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        Since Clark Griswold drove one under a log truck.

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        You rock your style, friend. Don’t let anyone tell you differently.

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    QUICK, GUSTAVE DEMANDS HIS BEXT SACRIFICE

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    Buick Cammasterrr

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      https://youtu.be/ooFWD5w6pXA

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        https://piped.video/ooFWD5w6pXA

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    Hopefully nobody’s putting that conversion kit into the Buick.

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    Hey! Is Gustav a friend of Terry the Fat Shark?

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