Cashier: YOU’VE WON A NEW CAR!!! … just kidding, your credit card was declined.

“Iii’m sooorry, you’ve all overbid.”

I’ve been unable to contain my laughter once when I was declined at a gas station and the sound the POS system made was Sonic losing his rings.

When I’m watching the cashier ring everything up I hear the Cliffhanger game music thinking “when is it going over my limit???”

Had this happen twice. First time I forgot my pin. Second time my balance was low and someone had to pick up my tab.

…while getting a spiel about spaying/neutering your pets.

Not that I’m knocking Mr. Barker’s public cause in any way, shape or form, I have three cats and they all are neutered.