😂😂😂 I’d missed this somehow , thank you for it
It’s from the ultra extended edition.
Stick. There is a 100% I will lose that stone skipping it on the first body of water I see.
Could you imagine the skips that rock would make!
Honestly, it’s so perfect I’d probably choke and get 2 skips out of it. Anytime I stop and select a good stone I overthink it and throw terribly, anytime I just grab one and toss it I get 4 or 5 skips (6 if no one’s around to see it).
Stick every time. Stick is a sword, a walking tool, a measure, a prybar. Rock is rock. You can throw it. You can hit stuff with it. That’s about it.
Rock is good. You can cook with rock, support and balance things, keep it as a pet, paint faces on it, wedge things that need wedging, use it as a paperweight, possibly shatter it into many knifey bits or sell it to your kid cousin as a magic rock. I think you can also do a few things with ropes and rocks, but I can’t remember any of those things. Yes, you can throw rock, but rock likes most to bounce on water when thrown.
Arrr, rock good, rock cook, rock support. Rock have face. Rock wedge. Rock paperweight magic rock, sell. Rock shatter. Rock is pet. Use rope on rock. Throw rock fun. Rock bounce water.
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That rock is so smooth and circular. I can’t not pick it. I’m drawn to it.
It is….precious…to me
drrr… drrr… drrr…
Oh you knob. I forgot about that until your comment.
Here, take this:
THIS WAS MADE FOR ME! TH-THIS IS MY PAD!
The rock, (a) because it’ll last longer and (b) because it’s got a cool wrestler named after it. There ain’t no wrestler called The Stick. I doubt I could smell what The Stick is cooking.
The Stick trained Daredevil.
I’d take the stick, but when my enjoyment of the stick inevitably ends when it falls apart I’d think back to that sweet rock.
Stick is temporary, rock is forever.
Sad grand canyon noises
I recently saw the Grand Canyon IRL for the first time. I’d always wanted to see it and it completely surpassed my expectations in every way
I’m taking the perfect rock, finding an imperfect stick, and making a near perfect club.
Simplest answer: both. That what you have pockets for
This guy cargo pantses
Why the hell are cargo pants so maligned in even the everyday casual fashion world? They’re fucking awesome.
Girls think we are hoarding the good pockets. They don’t realize it’s actually Big Handbag that got rid of their pocketses
Nah man, that rock is straight 🔥
Stickalibur. You are now the one true king of a small wooded area.
Stick. Rock = 1 throw. Stick = many whacks. Stick better.
I’ll combine them on a workbench to make a stick with stone duct taped to it. With that done, the world is my oyster.
Rock bash skulls easy, take many great sticks from others.
Psh. If you can even reach me when I’m slapping the shit out of you with my awesome stick.
I was going to say definitely the rock, then I saw the stick. Now it’s a toss-up.
