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MacedWindow@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

stone age meme

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MacedWindow@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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    What came first, the hammer or the nail?

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      Rock

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          I am ASTOUNDED that in his whole wrestling career he never got covered in paper. Or did a cameo on The Office where Micheal Scott is throwing boxes of paper at him screaming “PAPER BEATS ROCK!!! PAPER BEATS ROCK!!!”

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            It’s a weird stipulation in his contracts that he never be seen “losing,” vain as it may be.

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              Iirc Vin diesel is a similar little bitch, which led to them clashing on set during the car movies

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                Two Hollywood “Alphas” on the same set. All you can do is grab some popcorn, sit back, and watch the fireworks.

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                  When a tornado meets a volcano

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                I used to always confuse vin diesel and the rock when I was younger because they are both bald dudes

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              You would think someone that’s spent so much of his life in entertainment would understand the basics of story telling.

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        And stone, yeeeaah!

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          Gimme some stone

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      The mallet

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      The hammer. You can use it on things that aren’t nails.

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        Very true, and they say when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail so they’d need a hammer first to know what it looks like.

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        But you can also hit nails with things that aren’t hammers.

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          You can hammer things that aren’t nails and you can nail things that aren’t hammers.

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      All I know is that can opener was invented almost 50 years after the can.

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      I generally don’t think of either of them as cumming

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      The chicken

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