Gumby

Don’t

Sure, they should. But that’s not the world we live in.

Give it a watch. I binged the entire show in 2-3 days when I had COVID a couple months ago

Kids these days…when I was a kid, we organized our own fight clubs - no adults necessary!

Old habits die hard

It’s fine, you only ever need to replace it like once a decade or so

They were put there by a man

“Clearly” is also subjective. What might be perfectly clear to me reading my own code may be really confusing to someone else, and vice versa. Especially if the person reading the code isn’t as familiar with the language as the person who wrote it, or if the code is using some syntactic sugar that isn’t super common, or plenty of other reasons.

I wish my brain worked half as well as guys like that.

Yes. And also comments :-)

Caveat: I know nothing about 3D printing.

That being said, couldn’t you just print it on its side?

I also just tried random codes and sometimes I got lucky and stumbled across something cool

Those are my favorites - “Why doesn’t everybody in my company want to work 80 hour weeks and never take vacation, like I do?” Geez, maybe it’s because they don’t own the fucking company and there is absolutely no benefit to them to work themselves to death? They’re not the ones making more money just because they’re increasing company profits.

I ran into this when I was thinking about buying some Doc Martens recently. I know there have been other examples, that’s just the most recent I can remember.

Damn, I’ve been singing their praises for years…but I haven’t actually bought a new pair in ages

I’ll get right on that, as soon as I wrap up these 3 defects

Hi it’s me, your colleague

My first thought was “didn’t we already have a Scarlet Witch” movie? Then I realized that was actually a Dr. Strange movie.

I had free laundry for most of my freshman year of college. We had coin operated machines, and somebody quickly figured out that you can strip 2 wires and just touch them together, or touch a coin to both of them, and every time you did that the machine would think a coin had been inserted. Eventually the college caught on and one day I went down there and all the machines were taken apart with maintenance guys working on them, and after that there was a heavy duty housing for the coin acceptor with no exposed wires. It was nice while it lasted!

Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew.