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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day ago

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR?

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR?

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmus.org/post/21124885

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  • Hanrahan@slrpnk.net
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    8 hours ago

    surely just using the terminal?

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    KDE: 500000% size increase and then…

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      • Noja@sopuli.xyz
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        The cursor is on Monitor 3 (there is no monitor 3 but Windows thinks there is)

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    It would be funny af if there was a way to make the computer think the screen size was infinite (just for the mouse) so you could send your cursor 20 miles away and never find it again.

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      7 hours ago

      That’s only funny if it’s not YOUR computer 😁

  • chattre@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    18 hours ago

    KDE shaky shaky

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    17 hours ago

    Fooled us all. That’s a tanning booth.

  • neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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    I had a similar matrix of screens at my old job: Seismic survey observer desk. Three rows tall, four columns wide.

    They weren’t all connected to the same PC, though; If I remember correctly:

    • Top row was one PC (linux)
    • Middle row was another (linux)
    • Bottom left was its own PC (It ran msdos 6.22. Excellent OS for realtime stuff!)
    • Bottom right was its own (linux)
    • middle two at the bottom was windows.

    They were all connected to a Raritan KVM switch, so I used that to select which row to control. The exception was on bottom left and bottom right which had a dedicated keyboard and mouse.

    I have a picture of it somewhere, but I can’t seem to find it.

    • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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      12 hours ago

      i had a similar setup when i worked at a NOC.

      thank god i never intended to have children. lol

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      you’d love synergy. it’s a client you install on multiple devices and allows you to share one keyboard and mouse across as many devices as you want.

      you can even share the clipboard too.

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        Well aware of it. Used it between the top two rows.

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      Bottom left was its own PC (It ran msdos 6.22. Excellent OS for realtime stuff!)

      really? I used 6.22 back in the day - what’s it still being used for these days?

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        Not sure if it’s still in use today, but the above description was 2008 through 2012. Msdos was used for “gun timing”, which basically amounted to extreme precision when it came to opening or shutting some solenoid valves. The computer had a GPS input and a bunch of serial outputs, and a control line (also serial).

        The control line sent instructions of which solenoid to open when, a time reference was determined by the GPS, and you can probably guess what the serial outputs were for.

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    KDE: just wiggle it

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      wiggle it until it’s the size of a monitor, and if you’re brave, it’ll take over EVERYTHING.

      I love it that KDE didn’t limit the growing of it :)

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        i still do this for fun about once a week or so

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          One of the few features that I’m missing from niri :')

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        Oh, it’s limited. But you will only discover it if you look at the bug-tracker.

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    Ow my neck

    • ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world
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      Windows are too big. The whole point is to have small windows and multiple screens so you don’t have to move your eyes around in their sockets in the window you’re working which causes eyestrain.

      They might have well just have fewer screens and click through windows.

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      I struggle with my neck and 3 screens. I’ve gotten really good at doing a bunch of shit at once on one screen so my neck doesn’t hurt as much lol

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    Where the fuck is the image? Not loading for me

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      Check monitor number 8, it may have opened there.

    • 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.dev
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      Loads fine for me. It’s someone sitting in front of a desk with 15 large monitors surrounding them in a semicircle, 3 monitors stacked on top of one another in 5 columns.

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    Where we're going we don't need any Cursors

    • bss03@infosec.pub
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      Where’s we are going: https://www.nongnu.org/ratpoison/

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    for real though, the CTRL tap accessibility feature to find the cursor is a lifesaver

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      On KDE and on MacOS, if you shake the cursor it becomes larger

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        And larger…and larger…

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          No lying, wiggling my mouse until it becomes HUGE is my go to activity during boring video calls.

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            Try putting it on the speaker’s nose and jiggling.

        • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Only in KDE, and i think now we can limit that in settings

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            Who wants a limit to that? Gimme fullscreen-cursor and name him Harry.

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              15 hours ago

              Tim apple i suppose

        • JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world
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          Thats why i also have a thinkpad

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      I guess this confirms that I am a man, because I refuse to do anything except jiggle the mouse until I see it.

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        Am woman, learned today you can use CTRL to find it as I too wiggle it until I find it.

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          that’s what she said!

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    That’s why you have eyes in the panel.

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      No, seriously: what are they for? They exist since X and at that time, displays were 800p max.

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        People have been losing their cursors since the Xerox labs days.

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    21 hours ago

    I now undestand whom that KDE cursor is for?

  • MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world
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    Go to mouse l settings, make your cursor larger and change the contrast. So when the curse is black and it goes over something white and then white when it goes over black

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