Real Christians pray to supply side Jesus, these ones are heretics

“I’m just a messenger,” an anonymous voice stuttered over the phone to a huddle of faith leaders and activists standing outside the Broadview immigration processing facility on Friday.

So sick of this carousel of feckless losers. Every day there are dozens of what should be “are we the baddies?” moments and yet each one of these pussies continues to collect a paycheck off of pointless human suffering

“This case, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is about a sandwich,”

Absurdity is to fascists what garlic is to vampires.

New Hoovervilles when? Jk they’d get tear-gassed in an instant if they tried.

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NAH BRO CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

I’m from the green zone but it should be blue honestly. Where even is the blue on this map?

This feels made up but it made me smile regardless

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Don’t need an MBA to realize the economy cannot be healthy when you have a completly hollowed out consumer base, but I suppose just like climate change we’re doomed by the diffusion of responsibility

From what I’ve read this is the “NSFW” version known as Gork which is designed to talk like an edgy teen movie douche from 2005. You have to enable this persona.

That sounds pretty good

Definitely invest sooner rather than later. Chronic lung diseases are a living hell.

History for me

Lmao these requirements are pathetically easy

Yup, I can see multiple NJTransit and SEPTA lines missing from this map.

I don’t disagree, but I think it’s pretty clear Lawrence is using the American colloquial definition of liberal rather than the academic definition.

I’m in the middle of the gameboy/drugs venn

This story and Norman Rayford’s murder are probably 1 and 2 on my personal Philly wall of shame. People forget and take things for granted way too easily

Every time I think I can’t loathe this man anymore he finds a new and exciting way to scrape at the bottom of the human decency barrel

I should watch Brazil, shouldn’t I?