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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 年前

Playing it safe

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Playing it safe

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 年前
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    One of the 237 that didn’t wear life jacket un-drowned or found a jacket during drowning?

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      One guy needed two

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      Number 237 drowned without lifejacket but wasn’t a person.

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      237 people swam in the lake without a life jacket. 236 of them drowned.

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        And 0 people swam in the lake with a life jacket! What an unsuccessful sign!

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        That guy? Albert Einstein Michael Phelps.

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      Nah, someone put a life jacket on a dead body and threw it inside the lake and it came back to life.

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        99.578% of people that swim there drown.

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      Same as that riddle about people coming back from the moon

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        And the fresh diminutive footwear

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