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minus-squarenesc@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up116·1 year agoOne of the 237 that didn’t wear life jacket un-drowned or found a jacket during drowning?
minus-squarewieson@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·1 year agoNumber 237 drowned without lifejacket but wasn’t a person.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·1 year ago237 people swam in the lake without a life jacket. 236 of them drowned.
minus-squarechonglibloodsport@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoAnd 0 people swam in the lake with a life jacket! What an unsuccessful sign!
minus-squareYarHarSuperstar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoThat guy? Albert Einstein Michael Phelps.
minus-squareNoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoNah, someone put a life jacket on a dead body and threw it inside the lake and it came back to life.
minus-squaredrzoidberg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year ago99.578% of people that swim there drown.
minus-squarecaseyweederman@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoSame as that riddle about people coming back from the moon
minus-squarecaseyweederman@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoAnd the fresh diminutive footwear
One of the 237 that didn’t wear life jacket un-drowned or found a jacket during drowning?
One guy needed two
Number 237 drowned without lifejacket but wasn’t a person.
237 people swam in the lake without a life jacket. 236 of them drowned.
And 0 people swam in the lake with a life jacket! What an unsuccessful sign!
That guy?
Albert EinsteinMichael Phelps.Nah, someone put a life jacket on a dead body and threw it inside the lake and it came back to life.
99.578% of people that swim there drown.
Same as that riddle about people coming back from the moon
And the fresh diminutive footwear