- Buy a single color van without any text on it
- Find 2 people to help you
- Cover your faces
- Drive to your victim, jump out, shout “ICE, you are under arrest” and throw the victim into the van
All people around you will think that nothing unusual is happening.
Disclaimer: victim must be vaguely brown
And your helpers and you must be white.
Eh I don’t know, a ton of these kidnappers have been Hispanic and black.
Or verifiably democrat or left leaning
or hold political memes in their phone
Stop that! You’ll get him deported.
Now they’re on to me!
I mean the evangelical security guard last known registered as a Republican, best friend said was Republican, and spoke out openly against pro choice democrats to the extent of making a list and murdering families and injuring others was actively voiced as being left leaning by the media simply because it helps their narrative. I don’t think they are looking to verify anything.
“Our intelligence reports say they are not making nuclear weapons” -i dont care, we are bombing them. “Our intelligence reports say the facilities weren’t completely obliterated” -i dont care, your intelligence is fake news because it doesn’t fit our narrative.
But he had paper he printed out!
Nah, it could be a white AF looking person from Germany that shared a meme of the vice president…
Or Canadian.
Yeah. We’re pretty concerned about Florida ICE killing our petit criminals on the way home.
Do you mean the one from Norway? He wasn’t picked up by a van, he was denied entry at the airport.
And it was because of his admitted drug use. But don’t let facts get in the way of a good circle jerk
Ah, so you believe ICE?