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cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 25 天前

What is the result of a programmer's work?

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What is the result of a programmer's work?

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cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 25 天前
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    An architect’s building can last several hundred years. A programmers genius logic becomes obsolete in three years.

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      And the fools rushed code is still there a decade later…

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        You nailed it.

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      Except when it doesn’t. Then it becomes https://xkcd.com/2347/

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      Oh, I’ve got awful code from 20+ years ago still in mine.

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      Don’t worry there’ll be a company in 2095 that still using it. They’re always is someone.

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      That’s okay. The company is set to go IPO in two.

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      That’s what’s always amused me about the “code re-use” imperative. I started my career with Visual Basic 3 – what good could anything I wrote back then possibly do me today?

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        I work at a multi-bilion dollar company that would crash to a halt if our Cobol + assembly language Unisys system written in the 80s went offline. It’s hard to predict what will become difficult to replace, but some code has extraordinary staying power.

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          I wrote a web app circa 2001 (Visual Basic 6 and Classic ASP) that is still in use. Unremarkable except that this app was a graphical UI front end atop a clunky mainframe app from the 1970s. The fact that my app is still running means this mainframe app is still running.

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      I have some perl code still good after ~20 years. Personal accounting and bill prediction, command line with todo comments about a never made web interface

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      Tell that to leftpad.

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