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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 hours ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 hours ago
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    6 hours ago

    Is that a sock, or does that dude’s leg look really nasty?

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      Bacon ankle. Worst case I’ve ever seen.

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      don’t worry about that, a couple critters been gnawin at it but it’s healin up real nice

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        Ayup. He done gone up to dat dere magic medicine man they got ‘round the ridge back o’ the holler, well, widn’t know he dun gived em a half bottle a shine and dat dere man did one a’ them watchamacallit, pacts with Satan, and den, show’ ‘nuff that leg started healin’, now, it does be whisperin’ all late like about the coming of Satan and the sufferin of innocents and whatnot but that there magic man, well he said that’d go away in two, three weeks or thereabouts

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          west Virginity intensifies

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      I hope that’s a sock. I noticed the same thing

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        Maybe a tattoo?

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          A tattoo that looks like infected flesh

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      He’s really a ghoul, but don’t worry he’s managing it fine.

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