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Basic Glitch@sh.itjust.works to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

Trump Obsessed Over Project 2025 Creator Getting “P***y” at Mar-a-Lago

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Trump Obsessed Over Project 2025 Creator Getting “P***y” at Mar-a-Lago

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Basic Glitch@sh.itjust.works to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    Meanwhile the pussy you get at Mar-a-Lago:

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      Are they all the same person?

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        No, George Santos was in jail until recently.

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        And what happened to him/her?

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      I still think Gaetz looks like a creepy CGI render of “Realistic Butthead”.

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        Like Eric tRump is a drawn from memory version of Beavis!

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      You forgot the Nussy

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        How could I forget the biggest pussy of them all?

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          Whoa, NFSW tag that!

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          I dated a chick who had the one on the left. She was fun!

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        I did it all for the nussy.

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      Yuck, now I know why that useless cunt vp fucks couches.

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        Tbf, if it were between those ladies and the couch, I’m choosing the couch

    • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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      I think those are all too old for his crew

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      These before and after pics are getting out of hand!

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      No coaches in Mar-a-lago? Is Vance not welcome there?

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        Couches*

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      Heh-heh

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