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Basic Glitch@sh.itjust.works to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Trump Obsessed Over Project 2025 Creator Getting “P***y” at Mar-a-Lago

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Basic Glitch@sh.itjust.works to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    You just know they are still raping little girls but with way better secrecy.

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    Vought’s wife divorced him?? You don’t say? 🤣

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    What is the censored word

    • markovs_gun@lemmy.world
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      I don’t know but I’m glad OP wasn’t showing me any words related to female genitalia because it would ruin my day and make me less likely to buy awesome new clothes on TEMU™

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      Poopy.

  • okuyasu@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    PUSSY! This is not tiktok .world boy, stop censoring shit for no reason.

    • dellish@lemmy.world
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      I know right! For f**ks sake.

    • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.org
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      Language police is on the case I see

      • regedit@lemmy.zip
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        I called Paw Patrol first but they’ve stopped taking my calls…

    • BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world
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      That is the title of the original article. There’s no need to berate our fellow lemmings for verbatim quotes.

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        Then they should have uncensored the title out of spite of censorship

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          Trump Obsessed Over Project 2025 Creator Getting “Pocky” at Mar-a-Lago

          Are you happy, now?

          • okuyasu@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            What an ugly name for the mikado biscuits, I would say as “Potty” as the project 2025 creator

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    He is so fucking gross. Like, just vomit inducing.

    I hate this timeline.

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      Agree on the ultra gross part.

      But the “timeline” stuff is getting pretty worn out. It just softens things, like this is just some story we’re reading, but there are potentially others.

      It’s reality. That’s it. There’s no other timeline.

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    Pussy?

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      No I think it’s patty, like food.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    Meanwhile the pussy you get at Mar-a-Lago:

    • regedit@lemmy.zip
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      These before and after pics are getting out of hand!

    • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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      I think those are all too old for his crew

    • ripcord@lemmy.world
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      I still think Gaetz looks like a creepy CGI render of “Realistic Butthead”.

      • regedit@lemmy.zip
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        Like Eric tRump is a drawn from memory version of Beavis!

    • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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      Are they all the same person?

      • AxExRx@lemmy.world
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        No, George Santos was in jail until recently.

      • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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        And what happened to him/her?

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      Yuck, now I know why that useless cunt vp fucks couches.

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        Tbf, if it were between those ladies and the couch, I’m choosing the couch

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      You forgot the Nussy

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        How could I forget the biggest pussy of them all?

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          I dated a chick who had the one on the left. She was fun!

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          Whoa, NFSW tag that!

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        I did it all for the nussy.

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      No coaches in Mar-a-lago? Is Vance not welcome there?

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        Couches*

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      Heh-heh

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    “He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side,” Trump told the magazine.

    Yes, we know that you surround yourself with pedos you disgusting waste of existence.

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      Sounds like he hasn’t changed since epstein island

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        They were besties after all.

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          May every day be another wonderful secret 🤩

          I want someone to ask trump the following question:

          “Do you agree that the letter that the left wing media alleges that you wrote to Epstein sounds super gay?”

          Either he’ll have to admit a letter everyone knows he wrote sounds super gay or he’ll deny it essentially admitting further that he wrote it.

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      Birds of a feather rape kids together.

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    Ah yes, the party of Christian family values.

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    I appreciated that the article quickly turned to “SO WHERE ARE THE FILES” lol

    Do you think they’ll ever actually be released? *sigh

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      If they were actually released, would you actually trust anything this regime produces?

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      Maybe they’ll be released after all the perpetrators on them die and can no longer be prosecuted.

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    The struggle is real for these guys now that Epstein isn’t around to provide sex slaves anymore.

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      Adult sex slaves

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    Vought, a self-described Christian nationalist

    Instead, Trump was fixated on getting the recently divorced Vought laid

    A new Great Awakening, I see. Society’s morals shall be restored to their proper place.

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      Seems to me like he’s trying to reboot his late buddy’s sex island…

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    All of them punchable faces.

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    Well, that’s precisely the kind of class, tact and gentlemanly behavior I’d expect from Trump.

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    Putty?

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      PuTTY.

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        Ssh! Don’t talk about our private keys out in the open…

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          I see what you did there

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      Puppy? A cute little puppy?

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        Pissy, he’s sloshed all the time from the free bar.

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          Pushy, he’s being quite rude

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