Harper’s Pub
All of the parties involved in the argument were said to have been drinking.
For God’s sake, the British developed technology to deal with this some time back. The Guinness Book of World Records was originally designed to resolve disputes between bar patrons. Just put one in the bar instead of resolving them via homicide.
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/70781-most-prolific-chicken
Most prolific chicken
White Leghorn (No. 2988)
United States
The highest authenticated rate of egg-laying is 371 in 364 days, laid by a White Leghorn (No. 2988) in an official test conducted by Prof. Harold V. Biellier ending on 29 August 1979 at the College of Agriculture, University of Missouri, USA.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness_World_Records
Guinness World Records, known from its inception in 1955 until 1999 as The Guinness Book of Records and in previous United States editions as The Guinness Book of World Records, is a British reference book published annually, listing world records both of human achievements and the extremes of the natural world. Sir Hugh Beaver created the concept in order to settle arguments debated in pubs, and twin brothers Norris and Ross McWhirter co-founded the book in London in August 1955.[3]
https://gwrstore.com/en-us/collections/guinness-world-records-books
$21 per copy from their own store.
https://www.amazon.com/Guinness-World-Records-2025/dp/1913484564
$23 on Amazon.
British
Guinness
Oooooh, them’s fighting words!
The family’s been at least partially London-based since Victorian times, and some of them hold British titles of nobility.
well the guy whose idea it was and the MD of Guinness was South African so it gets worse
You think Americans can read? How about drunk Americans?
I think you’ll find the British invention to solve this was deportation to America.
But then we’ll never get a new record for ‘number of dumb questions asked before somebody got shot’
Most or fewest?
Jesus he’s a walking hillbilly stereotype
Stereotypes happen for a reason.
Guy looks like a GTA player RPing a hillbilly meth head.
At first I thought dude was cosplaying One Piece. With a piece.
The Florida version of the Straw Hat pirates. They all have guns, Chopper is an alligator, and Nami is inexplicably pregnant for some reason.
Two of the victims were arrested for resisting officers.
I’m not even surprised at this point.
American one piece ain’t fucking around
Why didn’t he just argue about it for days on an Internet forum like a normal person?
Well you can’t shoot someone over the Internet, so where’s the fun in that?
Its 37! I keep telling you!
37, and if you keep saying other wise I got a hammer with me and I’m not afraid to use it!
That can’t be right. Everyone knows 24 is the biggest number there is.
What!!! No way! I mentioned my hammer right?..37! Thirty…Se…veh…nnnn!
Why do you keep boarding up windows man? No storm is coming!
Its 37! A hen lays 37 eggs!
In a row?
Also, you have to wait!
Hey, try not to lay any eggs on the way through the parking lot!
I’d assumed so. I’ve never seen a hen laying eggs in a square pattern on purpose with an intent and or resolve. But I’ve also not bothered to follow a hen’s daily reproductive activities. Not for a joke, or on purpose or with intent or resolve or specific admiration for a particular hen. I’m not weird.
I thought it was about 6 or 7
Oh my god! I said I got my hammer!
The only reason I read the article was to find out the answer!!!
HOW MANY EGGS CAN A CHICKEN LAY???
depends on the breed of chicken it can range from 80 to up to 300 eggs per year
What’s crazy is my daughter and I were in the car and she was telling me that a chicken can only lay up to five eggs. And I was like that’s definitely not true, and she said that that’s what her teacher said. I said that it’s definitely not true, and maybe there’s a limit per “egg laying session,” if there is such a thing, but even knowing nothing about chickens, I know they lay more than five eggs.
She then went on to say maybe it was how many kittens a cat can have.
So this argument is a very real thing.
My daughter is 7, so I don’t expect her to have all the facts just yet.
he looks just like Crash Bandicoot in the thumbnail
Is it always the same “Florida Man” or do they take turns?
That’s the joke, no? That they are obviously all different people, but we treat them as one person - with the superhero name Floridaman - who’s responsible for all the weird shit.
Floridaman - who’s responsible for all the weird shit.
This is the worst movie in the Marvel universe…
can’t be worse than The Marvels. I went legally blind on that one.
Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?
There is only one Florida Man, though he exists in many places at once.
Yes
We only hear about the Florida shenaningans because of a criminal transparency law unique to Florida.
The entire country is a freak show.
That Sunshine law just states public meeting records must be publicly available not that every criminal case needs to be made public (as an example just look at any one of the thousands of cases involving police brutality where details aren’t released). This is just a myth that got repeated over and over on reddit for years to the point that everyone believes it.
This type of shit is explicitly unique to Florida.
Thank you for clarifying. I was fairly confident that states were pretty uniform in criminal cases being public records with a few exceptions like underage perpetrators’ cases being sealed. Maybe this is even a federal law?
Have you seen Fallen with Denzel Washington? It’s kinda like that, but instead of Azazel it’s Beelzebubba.
“Two of the victims were arrested for resisting officers”. MURICA!
I’m beyond frustrated that the article doesn’t mention either of their positions. Was he right?
I raised chickens for many years, and I was all ready to be able to weigh in on who was right. A darn shame they couldn’t give us more details
Tom Sawyer is really into chickens.
“Nobody disses my chicken lore!”
