https://m.twitch.tv/ask_jesus was quite popular a while back.
I’m not super well versed in the Bible but this has to be blasphemous, no?
A machine pretending to be Jesus? Ain’t that a false idol?No it doesn’t, it let’s you talk to an LLM that is configured to give responses like imaginary beings would.
Dear Jesus,
when you return, which Christian pastors and politicians will you smite?
At what point does it stop being a religious thing anymore?
Oops, it’s all Satan
Tbf, that may be a step up from what’s actually happening.
Okay, what if we build the calf out of copper wire and RAM sticks this time?
Hey Jesus, show me a seahorse emoji
in before it asks a kid to send nudes
I am looking forward to the Shin Megami Tensei version of this.
But can I chat with Good Shepherd Jesus, the young Dionysian, boyish, beardless, short-haired Jesus of women and lepers? (Contrast the bearded, long-haired, often blue-eyed imperial, Apollonian and sometimes white-supremacist Jesus of kings and churches)
(Jesus’ looks and depictions was a recent topic of Dan McClellan.)
Knocking out money changers in the temple Jesus, flipping over tables Jesus.
I picture my Jesus with one of them tuxedo t shirts. It says he’s kind of formal but he’s here to party.
I can finally learn if he masturbates by fucking his hand holes or not!
*wrists
The hand would fail holding up.
What a terrible day to be literate
Famously simple and uncontroversial thing to do, interpret what Jesus would say in response to any question.
Also loling at Satan not giving evil advice in a Christian app
Isn’t this like a false prophet or whatever
Yes. Yes it is.
We are doomed as a species.
Yeah, so let’s enjoy the time we got left! Now where’s my baby seal club?
