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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

‘Gobble and Waddle’: Trump pardons Thanksgiving turkeys, blasts Democrats

www.aljazeera.com

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‘Gobble and Waddle’: Trump pardons Thanksgiving turkeys, blasts Democrats

www.aljazeera.com

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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Trump pardoned Thanksgiving turkeys Gobble and Waddle, saying he nearly named them Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer.

cross-posted from: https://ibbit.at/post/117159

From Al Jazeera – Breaking News, World News and Video from Al Jazeera via this RSS feed

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      You must have misread. That’s Trump getting blasted.

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    Why blast the Democrats instead of pardoning them? They are all turkeys too, as is the GOP.

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    He should have called one of those birds “Marjorie”. That would have stirred the shit a bit more.

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    Pardoned? What were they condemned for exactly?

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      Being chosen to become Thanksgiving dinner.

      Like many other traditions, its messed up if you think of the implications.

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    Slam!

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      Do you do this in public when people say your trigger words? Is it the anonymity that makes people act so strangely, or something else?

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        It’s something else. I think it’s funny! I might try introducing it to the public.

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          Oh no, how embarrassing

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            Rando SLAMMED for misinterpreted humor!

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            Who be slammin’ now?

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