“And while on the topic of pretzels, they need to ban those hippy peace sign shaped pretzels. I only eat the straight ones!”
This is posted as if it’s satire, but a lot of modern Christians would hammer the nails in themselves.
Not before labelling him a Marxist communist Satanist pedophile.
Obviously…he was middle-eastern afterall.
There used to be a billboard here in Seattle where you fill in the blank of what Jesus is to you. It was just text that said, “Jesus is _______” and a way to contact the church. One of our artists wrote in giant letters “Middle Eastern” in the blank. I was so proud to be a Seattleite.
While saying:
Rome is the basis for our western civilization’s laws and customs!
While they “Roman salute”.
While conveniently forgetting that Rome plagiarized their laws and customs and indeed their entire culture from the Greeks…
The 12 disciples should be prosecuted for Jesus’s death, for encouraging his behaviour /s
It’s funny but it’s also ignorant of Christianity. Jesus WILLINGLY CHOSE to be crucified. He knew it was going to happen before anyone else.
Jesus didn’t walk up to the Romans like, “Hey, I need you to crucify me to fulfill God’s plan.” The Romans chose to do it based on their own free will.
Christianity went down the shitter the day Constantine got involved
Creating a narrative around someone who was good, going against everything they stood for but controlling the narrative around them to force one’s own autocratic policies upon others is an ancient tale.
Fascists do it with the founding fathers of the USA
Tankies do it with Marx
And Christians started doing it about the exact moment Jesus’s body hit rigor mortis.
Deification of notable figures, in Jesus’s case literally, is always something done by autocrats who demand control over everyone else.
Tankies do it with Marx
The guy who advocated for armed opposition to capitalism?
Actually I was referring to how tankies pretend to be communists but the moment the revolution concludes, they immediately abandon the teachings of Marx (proletariat rule, seizing the means of production for the proletariat, elimination of capitalism, etc), and instead go all in on autocracy and state-capitalism.
tankies pretend to be communists
By advocating for positions that Marx held?
the moment the revolution concludes, they immediately abandon the teachings of Marx
Permanent revolution is the strategy of a revolutionary class pursuing its own interests independently and without compromise or alliance with opposing sections of society. As a term within Marxist theory, it was first coined by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels as early as 1850.
I don’t think you know what you’re talking about
Yeah, nevermind that whole ‘Under No Pretext’ thing!
