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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Turning Point USA Is Hosting Its Own Halftime Show Because the Super Bowl Is Too Gay

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Turning Point USA Is Hosting Its Own Halftime Show Because the Super Bowl Is Too Gay

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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The right-wing organization also seems to object to Bad Bunny performing in Spanish.
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    Nice work fun police, who ya gonna get? The old fart with the America song?

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      It’s gonna be the Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan “it’s not gay because we said ‘no homo’ circle jerk spectacular” featuring George Santos.

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        Didn’t hulk hogan die?

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          And you think magats are smart enough to remember that? They’ll get a guy barely ressembling hogan and call it a day

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            Look, all they want is a muscular man with facial hair in shorts telling them how he’s going to dominate them, pin them to the floor and just start pounding them. Otherwise, it’s too gay.

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              You forgot ripping his shirt off.

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              a guy that looks like a hot dog, with hair like a doll.

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            that would be kid rock or ted nugent. or they get triple H to dress up like hogan. remember the mcmahons are TRUMP financiers.

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          hot dogs have preservatives.

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      Kid Rock and Ted Nugent would be my guess. But I mean, you could swing a dead cat and hit like six or seven country/western singers who hate dark-skinned and/or LGBTQ+ Americans in a given honky-tonk, so they’ll have no shortage of talent. And, make no mistake, some of these people are talented… but if they just use that talent to try to further divide the poor people for the benefit of the wealthy, I don’t think they are worthy of my attention.

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      Kid Rock and a ninja turtle

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        He’ll only come if the Ninja Turtle is underage.

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          It’s in the name… they’re all teenagers.

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      No, I have a conflicting schedule. I’m gonna be too busy not being there.

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      Have him sing the Canada version

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