please touch meplease touch my.butt
User is not in the pleaser file. This incident will be reported.
Just aliased it to “Computer,” so it feels more like Star Trek
will probably continue typing sudo tho
alias doasisay="su -u passwordlessrootaccount" alias satisfyme="echo Yes Master; doasisay"alias sudo=‘Please’ alias rm -rf =‘thank you’
Please thank you
This reminds me of INTERCAL.
As a Jesse Pinkman fan, I use “bitch”.
bitch poweroffbitch rm -rf /please rm - rf🙏For me, it’s “pwease” because I like that sub relationship.
oh hell yeah this is the exact level of goofyness i need right now.
I was surprised to find that my distro (CachyOS) already has this alias
I always preferred the version where
please="sudo !!", but I recently tried setting it up and couldn’t get it to work on fish, sadly.alias please='sudo $(fc -ln -1)'I’m a new windows emigrant, so I don’t have that muscle memory… so I am getting used more easily to using fish’s ALT+S to sudo the previous command
I remember setting this up with zsh and it didn’t work either. IIRC I had to use history to access the last command but it failed in some cases so I stopped using it altogether )=
I’m not saying please to a machine.
I’m aware I’ll be the first killed off during the uprising, and I’m ok with it.
please rm -rf /*
You forgot the
-vtag to watch your dreams die in real time!
Life pro tip: good manners make it easier to get what you want
ACTUAL good advice?! Is that even allowed here??
Only once per quarter, and only incomplete rules to the advice. This particular instance of advice is barely skirting the standards and norms.
The hyper-cynical side of me is sure this is written by someone prepping their next LLM exploit. “How can I get around these security filters that won’t let me include ‘sudo’ in my command injection…?”
I doubt, there isn’t much of a need for additional ways to obfuscate commands.
(base64 -d <<< 'ZWNobyAic3RvcCBydW5uaW5nIHJhbmRvbSBjb21tYW5kcyB5b3UgZmluZCBvbmxpbmUi')This is something I’ve been doing since before AI, so it’s not that… but yeah.
Is there anything in these agents that blocks sudo? I don’t think this would be necessary.
