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ickplant@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

What's your Dad Score?

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What's your Dad Score?

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    A lot of these are just normal things people say. Like, “what’s the damage” is just a normal way to ask a price in English.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      ⬆️ This guy’s a dad

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        I’m a single woman with no kids. :(

        • Minizarbi@jlai.lu
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          That’s what you thought. Now you know you’re a dad!

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          Your dad would be proud!

    • JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone
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      My dad always used to say to me “how much is this gunna rip me off” when looking for the price tag/sticker in store. I didnt realise this was tounge in cheek until when i started to venture out on my own, i said this to a shopkeeper and got this look from him… Instantly realised my mistake.

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