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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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  • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 days ago

    Boo.

    Have my angry upvote and a fantastic evening.

  • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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  • kubok@fedia.io
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    This one made my wife say some very unladylike words. Have an upvote, sir!

  • thenextguy@lemmy.world
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    What does it do when I’m not thinking about it?

    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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      It lurks, waiting, interminably waiting…

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        4 days ago

        Like Shia Lebeouf.

        • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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    • denial@feddit.org
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      It doesn’t smell, right?

  • Mike Wooskey@lemmy.thewooskeys.com
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    Double upvote!

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      hmmm, that just undoes my first upvote

      must be broken

  • x00z@lemmy.world
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    If such things exists, and I was made aware of it, the first thing that will happen is that the whole room smells like farts.

  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    After watching a few episodes of Dropping Names, I’m convinced that Frakes would tell this joke if the opportunity presented itself.

  • jankforlife@lemmy.ml
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    LMBO!

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