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minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88·6 hours agoOMG finally we can get off this fucking sinking rock. Chevron one encoded!
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·5 hours agoChevron 3 encoded …am I doing it right? What’s a chevron? Did I do a thing?
minus-squareGrail@multiverse.soulism.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·5 hours agoChevron 4 encoded The chevrons are the symbols on the Stargate. We need 7 of them to travel to another planet.
minus-squareStiffneckedppl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·5 hours agoUnscheduled offworld activation
minus-squareGrail@multiverse.soulism.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·4 hours agoIt’s fucking Baal again
minus-squareRiskable@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 hours agoOther place: “UNSCHEDULED OFF-WORLD ACTIVATION!” (Horn sounds) “Wait: Is there a sunspot‽”
minus-squareGork@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 hours agoYou technically don’t have to say Locked on the last one, but it’s Standard Operating Procedure by Walter to do so.
minus-squareMirshe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 hours agoFun fact: the actor ad-libbed in “locked” instead of “encoded” originally, and it worked well enough that it became a thing right then, pretty much.
minus-squarebrynden_rivers_esq@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 hours agoYou fool! Chevron 7 is locked not encoded! Unless…actually I can’t remember. Maybe it still gets encoded if you’re going to another galaxy or something? Anyone remember?
minus-squarethenextguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 hours agoYes, that’s why I put the ? The first time they dialed another galaxy was the first time jack got the library of congress downloaded into his brain.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoOh thank god. For a while there I thought I was stuck on this planet with assholes like elon musk, and trump. Ok, so, this new planet we’re going to…do they have bacon? Or should we find some left leaning farmers to bring some pigs for breeding? Look, I’m excited to leave this hellhole called earth, but, c’mon. We gotta bring bacon. But we don’t have to bring pedophiles, or fascists. That’s why we’re leaving earth to begin with.
minus-squareGrail@multiverse.soulism.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoSorry, Thor says meat eating is primitive and we have to leave the Bacon on Earth
minus-squarecartoon meme dog@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 minutes agothe yellow ones are not bacon.
OMG finally we can get off this fucking sinking rock. Chevron one encoded!
Chevron 2 encoded
Chevron 3 encoded
…am I doing it right? What’s a chevron? Did I do a thing?
Chevron 4 encoded
The chevrons are the symbols on the Stargate. We need 7 of them to travel to another planet.
Chevron 5 encoded! Let’s gooooooo
Chevron 6… Encoded
Unscheduled offworld activation
It’s fucking Baal again
Close the iris!
Chevron 7 Locked
Prairie-dogging.
Other place: “UNSCHEDULED OFF-WORLD ACTIVATION!”
(Horn sounds)
“Wait: Is there a sunspot‽”
You technically don’t have to say Locked on the last one, but it’s Standard Operating Procedure by Walter to do so.
Fun fact: the actor ad-libbed in “locked” instead of “encoded” originally, and it worked well enough that it became a thing right then, pretty much.
Chevron 7… Encoded?
You fool! Chevron 7 is locked not encoded!
Unless…actually I can’t remember. Maybe it still gets encoded if you’re going to another galaxy or something? Anyone remember?
Yes, that’s why I put the ?
The first time they dialed another galaxy was the first time jack got the library of congress downloaded into his brain.
Oh thank god. For a while there I thought I was stuck on this planet with assholes like elon musk, and trump.
Ok, so, this new planet we’re going to…do they have bacon? Or should we find some left leaning farmers to bring some pigs for breeding?
Look, I’m excited to leave this hellhole called earth, but, c’mon. We gotta bring bacon.
But we don’t have to bring pedophiles, or fascists. That’s why we’re leaving earth to begin with.
Sorry, Thor says meat eating is primitive and we have to leave the Bacon on Earth
the yellow ones are not bacon.
Flat earth confirmed
When have things gone our way?