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#Km91#@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago

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  • Von_Broheim@programming.dev
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    If you use Rust you can check “Candles” too: https://docs.rs/candle-core/latest/candle_core/

  • AliasVortex@lemmy.world
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    Reminds me a bit of this comic:

    comic illustrates the humorous contrast between artistic creativity and programming. The left shows a cheerful artist drawing with a rainbow and puppy nearby. The right portrays a coder invoking a "Machine Spirit" with dark themes. (Note: alt text generated with Google's ai overview)

    Source

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    As a programmer, I also summon daemons.

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      Hey, that’s a sysadmin’s job!

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    Lift up your mouse. What is an LED but a spicy candle?

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      LED? There’s a rubber-coated metal ball under there.

      • Ioughttamow@fedia.io
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        You guys aren’t fingering your laptop?

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          😩

      • Peffse@lemmy.world
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        That’s really bad for the mouse. You are going to damage the rollers. I know it’s a hassle, but remember to properly replace the ball with a hardboiled egg yolk every week.

    • aaaa@piefed.world
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      That box isn’t for “candies”?

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    You have obviously never tried dereferencing a null pointer.

    • mcv@lemmy.zip
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      Does that require candles?

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    Candles make light and heat. Is my pc a candle?

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    Give it 40,000 years. There’ll be candles alright.

  • Zozano@aussie.zone
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    the the

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    What’s wrong with executing the parrent?

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      If you execute a parent, you end up with living or zombie children that you need to find and put down.

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        That’s how a parent daemonises their child. With their own sacrifice.

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      The sacrifice must be voluntary or you’ll end up with zombies.

  • grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world
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    I have a candle on my desk…

  • bobo@lemmy.ml
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    No candles, but I do light up a torch wink wink

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    You get candles if you are datasatanism type of programmer plotting stuff

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